Clitoris The Big Red Dog

Clitoris The Big Red Dog I am 22 and living "the dream".

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lickystickypickyzzz:

If grandmothers around the world had a rallying cry, it would probably sound something like “You need to eat!”

Photographer Gabriele Galimberti’s grandmother said something similar to him before one of his many globetrotting work trips. To ensure he had at least one good meal, she prepared for him a dish of ravioli before he departed on one of his adventures.  

“In that occasion I said to my grandma ‘You know, Grandma, there are many other grandmas around the world and most of them are really good cooks,” Galimberti wrote via email. “I’m going to meet them and ask them to cook for me so I can show you that you don’t have to be worried for me and the food that I will eat!’ This is the way my project was born!”

The project, “Delicatessen With Love”, took Galimberti to 58 countries where he photographed grandmothers with both the ingredients and finished signature dishes.

He acted as photographer and stylist during each shoot with the grandmothers, taking a portrait of both the women and the food they made for him.

From top to bottom: 

Inara Runtule, 68, Kekava, Latvia. Silke €(herring with potatoes and cottage cheese).

Grace Estibero, 82, Mumbai, India. Chicken vindaloo.

Susann Soresen, 81, Homer, Alaska. Moose steak.

Serette Charles, 63, Saint-Jean du Sud, Haiti. Lambi in creole sauce.

The photographer’s grandmother Marisa Batini, 80, Castiglion Fiorentino, Italy. Swiss chard and ricotta Ravioli with meat sauce.

Normita Sambu Arap, 65, Oltepessi (Masaai Mara), Kenya. Mboga and orgali (white corn polenta with vegetables and goat).

Julia Enaigua, 71, La Paz, Bolivia. Queso Humacha (vegetables and fresh cheese soup).

Fifi Makhmer, 62, Cairo, Egypt. Kuoshry (pasta, rice and legumes pie).

Isolina Perez De Vargas, 83, Mendoza, Argentina. Asado criollo (mixed meats barbecue).

Bisrat Melake, 60, Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. Enjera with curry and vegetables.

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pancakeke:
“ saffron-not-so-joy:
“ rabdoidal:
“for the love of fucking god let me reblog ads tumblr
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is that a fucking game boy cartridge case?
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this is a legit lifehack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news. the friction from it...

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pancakeke:

saffron-not-so-joy:

rabdoidal:

for the love of fucking god let me reblog ads tumblr

is that a fucking game boy cartridge case?

this is a legit lifehack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news. the friction from it being in your pocket or jostled around wears down the latex and can cause it to tear. if you keep one on you in a gameboy cart case that won’t be an issue because no one will have sex with you

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“…I’m not seeing anything wrong, per se.
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this was great, but the part that’s killing me is Netflix’s follow-up
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queenoftheimps:

burntcopper:

…I’m not seeing anything wrong, per se.

this was great, but the part that’s killing me is Netflix’s follow-up

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sixmonthsandgone:

Honestly, the greatest moment on Top Chef

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trashb1n:
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trashb1n:

lorge

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nomadnoah:

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left-reminders:

xenosagaepisodeone:

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

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darkvioletcloud:

amandabel1man:

regularlesbian:

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mymindsecho:

lizq-vs-the-kitkatuprising:

im-a-tnuc:

I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….


American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?


Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan

that’s your answer

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That’s JUST Texas.

When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???

where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”

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op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op that’s a reasonable question do you understand geography

leave europe alone you fucking colonizers

It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.

“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers” Should we tell them?

fueled-by-nightcore:
“ computationalcalculator:
“ loloftheday:
“My college doesn’t want us to make popcorn in their shitty microwaves”
look I’ll be the first to agree colleges couldn’t possibly take more money from us without just making Faustian...

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fueled-by-nightcore:

computationalcalculator:

loloftheday:

My college doesn’t want us to make popcorn in their shitty microwaves

look I’ll be the first to agree colleges couldn’t possibly take more money from us without just making Faustian Bargains but if one more freshman trips a fire alarm at 1am and makes the whole building evacuate because they don’t know how to make popcorn I’m gonna fill the whole lobby with sand

Freshman who wants to make popcorn: 

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Senior who just wants to sleep:

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hussainthemvp:

rocketmermaid:

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

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mllesouthernbelle:

bypassedthecompressor:

i made a college vine compilation b/c Suffering™️

(warning for loud noise in some of them)

It’s funny cause it’s true

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jhameia:

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rhubabe:

who decided popcorn was the official movie food

I actually have a serious answer for this.

Popcorn was such a cheap but highly popular in demand food, and people loved it as a treat because it was fast, buttery, and salty.  While a lot of other businesses at the time were failing because of the Great Depression, the business for production and sale of popcorn thrived because it was so cheap and popular.  When WWII came around, other snacks and candies became harder and harder to obtain due to strict rations during wartime, which only encouraged the production and sale of popcorn to compensate.  Which… no one seemed to mind.  It was a tasty treat everyone loved, and it helped out agricultural businesses and so much more.

In any case, popcorn became the official movie food because movie theatres, just like many other business venues during this particular era, weren’t really doing so well with as tight as things were.  And with the popcorn business booming and its huge surge in popularity, movie theatres took advantage of the opportunity and started selling this tasty treat as concession.  Not only did the sale of popcorn in movie theatres encourage people to come and buy movie tickets, but the concession sales for popcorn just by itself was enough to keep theatres in business.

Basically, popcorn is the official movie food because the popcorn industry is what kept the movie industry afloat by keeping theatres and the demand for cinema alive.

how to food history

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Pixie and Brutus

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Artist @pet_foolery on Instagram

I’m living for this

Please submit this to Netflix.  I need this as a show so bad.

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THEY POSTED ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!

Go follow @pet_foolery on Insta seriously their shit is SO good

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